Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airoplane (thanks to Kakky)
If you always have to ask the bill payer's permission before calling, then why don't they tell you where this Bill Payer guy lives? I mean I know my phone is none of his concern, but if you have to ask his permission I'd like to know why.
If, on plastic bags, it says that you must keep the bag away from children, then why doesn't it give you an exact distance? I mean, 1 millimetre is technically AWAY from the child...
Why do they tell you to look BOTH ways for? I mean, we're 3 dimensional! There are 360 degrees in one circle, so mathematically the number of ways we can look is 360 squared...
Why is it called the Green Cross Code? I mean, it's a verbal instruction. It has no physical presence, thusly no colour.
If the pen is mightier than the sword, then how do actions speak louder than words?
When I went to a friends for christmas, my folks said "Blood is thicker than water". Does that mean my mate has water for blood?!?
If dressing in tights and "fighting" other men makes you a rich famous wrestler, then why do I get arrested when I punch biker thugs in my leotard?
How come you never see people who say "Never judge a book by it's cover" reading books covered in horse manure?
"Oh my god, he killed sleep! You bastard!" :-MacBeth
"Some days, Mr. Vader, I don't think you're suited for a career in childcare..."
Why is it that vegetarians refuse to eat meat because it's cruel to animals, yet quite happily eat vegetables which were picked and grown using child slave labour?
